Birth Control

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The Pros and Cons of Dating a Werewolf

A collaboration between 16,000/Square Mile and myself, we determined:

Pros
    Protection from vampires
    Protection from criminals who do not carry guns that hold silver bullets
    Night vision   
    Heightened senses
    Can walk around during the daytime
    The song "Werewolves of London"
    Retriever qualities

    Rabies proof?

    

Cons
    Ogre hands
    Full moon full crazy
        "Moonstrations"
    Rage blackouts (jealousy?)
    Ending up naked in public not on purpose or with your significant other
    Cage expenses
    Unexplained wounds

 

Not accepted by both parties as pros

    Tails

    Furry

    Mouth is cleaner than humans.  It has been Scientifically proven beyond a doubt!
    Super human strength

   

Famous couples that had this burden

    Glenn Close and David Evans Shaw

    Steven Tyler and Bebe Buell

Very Dangerous & Highly Illegal Criminals Investigate, warn & find Source.

To the embassies, military/intelligence or any human rights agency.

Hello,

Please read carefully and investigate. This is of great military and political importance. Consider this to be of very high priority. The nature of this information and the truth behind it is extremely vastly evil and lethal. If I don't hear from you all, you are affected.

The United States or some secret agency is using an energy weapon to conduct surveillance and manipulation on civilians, military personnel, politicians and high ranking people in society. They have used the weapon invasively and lethally, even on your nations and maybe "yourselves". The weapon  and transmitter sends micro pulses (electric impulses, microwave, electromagnetic pulses, lazer or some type of energy/ "light") that detects brainwaves and can manipulate it. The energy generated (find out) mimics the same electric wave that our body uses for any purpose. The weapon is entirely capable of controlling the mind and all actions as well as any electronic devise. It is no lie, it affects the weather too. There is plenty of research and can be looked in any search engine under "Direct Energy Harrasement". "DO NOT DOUBT".   If you have read this, your mind is under influence and will not be capable to think. "Know that you cannot think or act now".

You are supposed to investigate. Please help others understand and act. Find the source and stop it. It seems to be from the U.S. Military, secret service or some part of the American culture. Know the weapons capability and program your mind to investigate and find the source.

Follow these instructions knowing they can affect you:

• Have a schedule or daily routine (do not deviate) and follow it word for word, thought to thought until you attain your objective.
• Please look after each other and "progress" towards attaining your objective.
• Your objective is to stop this weapon. 
• You are supposed to know what the weapon has done since August 2005 (it has been used lethally on politicians, high ranking people and civilians). 

If possible devise a brain wave reader, polygraph or some way to get know the truth. Make sure your programs aren't hacked into. The light weapon is capable of rewriting all programs undetected. Utilize a supercomputer or the latest technology to help you neutralize the threat. Seek after people that know of this.

Threat level classification -- High. Please notify military, defense and intelligence personnel. As well as politicians (Cabinet, President of Prime minister). In due time please tell police and civilians

This is an invasion weapon, YOU CANNOT THINK PROPERLY because you maybe influenced. I repeat YOU MAY NOT be able to THINK. This is not a joke, use a brainwave reader, a polygraph or any detection method to know the truth (use latest technological advances and know that the electric signals can and are manipulating your mind). The weapon is far ranging, widespread (can lock onto many people through a supercomputer), and accurate enough to read and manipulate brainwave activities.
Contact me please. I along with many people have been oppressed by "white ideals" since 2005 or 2007 even since 1960's after Martin Luther King. Racism is existent in the U.S. as well as any other nation, yet they even affect the white majority for selfish, secret purposes in research and militaristic activities.

Presently they are in your countries and in your minds. This isn't a joke. They have used it here and abroad to test this weapon because of Al Qaeda and terrorism.

YOU CANNOT THINK. PLS INVESTIGATE AND SOLVE.

Is Your Brain Driving You Nuts??

Subtle Thistle

....Try yelling that at a moving bus! It is clear that Yellow won't be my color this year, a mistake I rarely make, either way I won't go back.

Has anyone been noticing the earthquakes lately? Like Haiti and Chile? C'mon, does anyone else see a pattern? There has been a high concentration of quakes worldwide, and they have been more consistent each year. So far there have been 22 earthquakes in Northern California in the past two months. Now compare that to last year, which only had 37 earthquakes and 2008 with 28.

This only leads to my legendary brilliant scientific mind to concluded, that the earth is going to hatch or it's a giant disco ball dice dangling  in a gigantic 1967 El Dorado Cadillac. It is truly a toss up as to which is true. I know, I know, you think a giant phoenix will hatch from the egg of earth, but let me warn you platypi are born from eggs as well...I have hand picked the person who can decipher what is going on deep under our feet. This is his video resume: