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Bath Music

Ever been in the bath or shower and thought why isn't there an album just dedicated to me cleaning myself? Why hasn't Now That's What I Call Music made a mix tape that fixes my needs of grooving out while showering?  Well now you can with Now That's What I Bathing Music.

Since ancient times humans have loved to get funky in hot water and with new technologies you can get funky without anyone else.

Here are some samples of Now That's What I Bathing Music:

Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire
Chuck Berry - Johnny B Dirty
Ice Cube - I'll Make you Wet
Bach - I Can't Hear You When I'm in the Bathroom!
.....And Much Much More!

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Speaking Of Which...

Tired of the conversation at hand? Annoyed at a whole nation bringing up shit about your rule? Fed up with not having others talk about yourself? Well have no fear! There is a new style of speech that will help you talk about you with others.

Just start all your conversation changers with the words "Speaking of which" and then say something like, "I don't remember the last time I went to an Olive Garden!" Viola, you are back at the center of topic.