Fired...The Sequel

Looks like my week away lead to a longer than expected holiday.

Again I am unemployed and trying to bum a job from a friend. It was a classy break though, he told me "he had found someone else" and that "he had to let me go." "It's not me it's you" I whispered back. Airports eh? Gonna go cash this check and move on in the world of service.

Geezers Need Excitement

I got employed for another retail job. I work with people, "You know Wade, we have hired 4 other people for this position." I guess I don't need to work so hard is what the owner is trying telling me. They fired the last guy they trained, the co-workers sometimes call me by his name(he is hated). I try to relate to my comrades, (blank stares) "...Was that a joke?" uhh, it was.

The logical conclusion is that this is a reality show, where they take a bunch of 20 something's and force them to all compete against each other for a single minimum wage job. They must form alliances, build in roads and remember to "up-sale." Geezers Need Excitement.

Paris Milton

A young lady famous for being slutty and inubriated (Paris Hilton) accidentally stumbles upon a time travel machine and is sent to 1651 London, England. There is an altercation when she arrives: her body melds with famous poet, polemicist and author John Milton. Now Paris Milton must travel through time to figure out how to reverse the body meld. Watch as this modern day odd couple tries to cope with fashion, religion and high school through out time!

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." -Robert Benchley
"It is the must see gender bender show of the year" -New York Time
"Bill and Ted just got a sexy overhaul" -Skittles


3am on UPN every Sunday night.

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The Gray Catbird

Named for its cat like "mew" it cries when it feels threatened, but it has the most beautiful singing voice. George Harrison states that the catbird sounds like it "Sings Chinese." The songs are to attract female into the dark shrubbery that the males reside in.
A relative of the mocking bird, which would explain the odd noises of the catbird. The catbird is of medium-sized bird, with a black cap and dark red under tail.
Their nests are built low to the ground in dark recesses of a shrub with twigs, vines and leaves. The female will lay 4 blue eggs into their concealed nest.

How to Attract:

• Grow shrubberies, vines and fruit plants
• Sugar water
• Water (bird bath)
• Insects
• Brush piles

Next Week:
We will look at the Tufted Titmouse...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Ok