What the hell are you doing Obama! The economy is down in the dumps and you cut the one thing that is going to save us:
THE SPACE PROGRAM
As I see it readers, the earth is going to kill us all. It is just a big rock spinning around and around, and a predictable target is an easy one. I mean when the sea otters and aardvarks rise up against us, where will we go? We need to be ready to have an exit plan and mars is that plan. The moon is too close, those sea otters would get there so fast....and you really don't want a wet willy from an aardvark. Defeat is eminent Homo Sapiens! Obama lets plant the seeds for tomorrows future, terraform that shit.
Don't let this become our future...