Advert your eyes fair children and gentle ladies for what you will see here is nothing more than the most insane pictures you'll ever lay eyes upon! From the minds of psychopaths who only get sexually aroused through scaring themselves, I bring you porn clowns...(gasps, howls and a kazoo).
Herbert the Pervert Clown, in his earlier work
The most notorious of the porn clowns is Herbert the Pervert Clown, born in 1975. He was brought up as any child would be with no parents and an ability to juggle, by the circus. Herbert, at age 12, started doing pain killers. When he was 14 was arrested for "unsportsmanlike conduct" for throwing a unicycle at another contestant, fracturing his skull. After a few other arrests (mainly for drugs), Herbert was kicked out of the circus. Out of work he started whoring himself out on the internet. His pornographic exploits in a clown outfit gained a worldwide audience. His fame lead to several others following in his large red foot steps.
|Mary the Fairy Clown|
|Gonzo "Dirty" Sanchez|