The Art of the Interview

The stress applied by the interviewer, for the most part, can be overwhelming. The most common techniques for over coming stress is for the interviewees to take deep breaths, counting back from ten (or a higher number), and/or taking Dextromethorphan (commonly known as Robitussin). Ingesting Robitussin or "Robotripping" can make a job interview run smoothly. It creates a feeling of drowsiness but also a sense of excitability. This will induce a state of confidence that will allow the interviewee to execute better eye contact that is essential for a good interview. To the interviewer, the interviewee seems alert and confident, without being too slow or over anxious.

The Job is yours with Robitussin!



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Predicting the Future through Smells

So you have this sense that for the basic thumbed-person is just for identifying food. But I believe that it maybe possible to predict the future through your schnoz. Dogs can sense rain and earthquakes before they happen (is there nothing we cannot learn from looking to our best friends?) but can humans? YES. I have smelled the future, I have smelled where they have been and what they do...I can also foresee the forecast. Just pay attention to everyday and the smell it gives off, if it rains that day then make a mental note of the smell earlier that day. Then move up to humans, see if you can smell where they were. Ask them strange questions like, were you at a bakery yesterday? Soon you'll be picking up on everything, one with the earth, one with your nose, just be careful for what you become.


Your Future

It has become painfully obvious that the Zodiacs of the past are no longer relevant to us today, Roman or Chinese. When was the last time you looked at a Taurus/Ox and thought of course that's me? Hell I think we need to turn to a different kind of stars, TV Stars. Seinfeld is what I am talking about people! People go watch that show, maybe you don't like it (that's cool) but we all know what you are talking about when you declare that you are "An Elaine." Lets break it down:

Jerry Seinfeld -Intelligent, down to earth and a firm belief in the law. You have a problem of focusing on little issues, while missing the grander scheme. Often very sociable, you keep a close group of friends which you rarely veer from. For October (Season 3): you find yourself comfortable with your own bubble but you should try and break out, even if some people drive you nuts. Like waiting for your name to be called at a Chinese restaurant, just be patient!

George Costanza - Very successful, quick to anger, and cunning. Although successful they never feel like they have never fully achieved in life. A George is spontaneous and shrewd. For October (Season 2) Keep yourself on the same track, things are fine, don't change just because your boss will not allow you to use his personal bathroom. If you make a major change in your life, you will regret it immediately (and you might slip someone a mickey).

Elaine Benes - You are honest, smart, and assertive. You have tendencies to become superficial at times, which one must always be wary of. Also you can get in trouble for your honesty. For October (Season 8) You are coming down from a strange relation but must be wary to do what you love in public! Keep yourself from new friends with that dance of yours.

Cosmo Kramer - Creative, naive, and child-like at times. Altough strange to many, a Kramer can bring gems of insight. For October (Season 9) You find yourself angry with certian aspects of your life, but then come to an appifiny, a garbage disposal in your shower! So don't worry about being down, something will move you to stay in the shower.