Similar attacks are happening all across the US.
Similar attacks are happening all across the US.
- Mac and Cheese (Kraft only)
- American Cheese
- Oranges (currently eating 5 a day)
Navel Orange - is a lovely orange color, delicious, easily peeled, seedless fruit. It is produced by this medium sized tree and recognized as one of the sweetest oranges ever developed. The tree offers fragrant flowers in spring and beautiful foliage year round. Note: stole some from a neighbors tree on vacation at a friends...be sneaky my friends!
Fun Facts/Traditions From Wikipedia
- Orange trees are a symbol of love and marriage in many cultures. Oranges are sometimes found in Renaissance paintings of married couples. One of the most famous is Jan van Eyck's "Wedding Portrait of the Arnolfini".
- Brides traditionally wear orange blossoms in their hair or carry them in their bouquet at their wedding. Orange blossoms are often part of the decoration on a wedding cake.
- Queen Victoria was given a coronet of gold and enamel orange blossoms by her husband Albert. When their children were born, he had a jeweller add tiny green oranges to the coronet.
- If an orange is peeled with a knife, it is possible to cut the peel off in one long unbroken piece.
- Schoolgirls in some countries chant a rhyme, and throw the long orange peel over their shoulder, then look at how it falls to find the initial letter of the name of the boy that loves them.
- In some countries, "blood oranges" are seen as a symbol of the death of Jesus.
- In some European countries, a "Christingle" is a Christmas decoration using an orange and a candle to symbolise Jesus' love for the world.
- In cold countries, when fruit was scarce, an orange was often given at Christmas. In England, it was traditional to stuff the toe of a child's Christmas stocking with raisins, almonds and oranges.
- Oranges are sometimes used to make a sweet-smelling "pomander" to perfume a room. This is done by sticking the stalks of cloves into an orange, and allowing the orange to dry out.
- Orange jam is called "Marmalade". Traditionally, it is said to have been first made for Mary Queen of Scots or Marie Antoinette when they were sick. Neither of these stories is true, as marmalade was made in Portugal for many years before either of them was born.The term "marmalade", originally meaning a quince jam ("marmelada" in Portuguese), derives from the Portuguese word for this fruit marmelo.
So lets get down to brass tacks:
- You can only enter the pool once.
- It is $10.00 per person.
- The deadline is June 9th, 2010.
The wall breathed
Running at Night
Saw strange thing scurry by my feet
Saw a baby snake crawling up my shirt
Doodoo butter is on the rise...
BirdCan I drool in your hair?Swine
It must be that conesgoo...
Mon Petite chou,
I think you have the Flu.
The word TAPE capitalized looks retarded.
recklessly. This caught the attention of Lorne Micheals, producer of the late night show, Saturday Night Live. Toonces was an instant hit, his skits were one of the few that were actually funny on the show during that time. But Toonces wanted to branch out, he was tired of being just the butt of jokes, but he had become type cast. He turned to drugs, drinking and driving. Those who knew him by the end say it was the cat nip that really did him in and yellow walls.
Toonces plays table tennis
David | MySpace Video
...Now fill the flask with a hard liquor and wait for dark because light hurts. Go to the bars, you must walk and preferably in a bad neighborhood. Drink as much as you can until the bars close. Now get home as fast as you can without anything but your own two feet. The people you will see will defiantly keep you motivated. Keep mind that breathing is important, so do it as little as possible (always have to be prepared for an unexpected choking).
Edit: Yes I only wear wetsuits...Nothing wrong with that!
Ahhhh-lright viewers it looks like it is a lil more challenging this time around, keep in mind that you only get one guess when you call in.
Mike69nutz sent this in and I have to give him kudos for the hard work that he did with the posters in the background. "I really wanted to show people that your weaker arm could be made into something better than just a killer, a proficient killer."
Bears41ife has been sending me emails and pictures for a solid year now, I appreciate the clothed ones. Anyways I think time travel as a cabana boy would be enlightening.
2hawt4u sent this very hot and most obviously current picture of herself as roller girl from the movie Boogie Nights. "I just really wanted to be in the past, so I went all the way back to 1997. And choose that movie cause William Macy is sooo soo hawt."
And the winner of the contest is: Kugarz22, "I just wanted to be like so da bomb. I went vintage, you know, I wanted to be Rocky...but it is so uncool to be a lady and not be sexy on Halloween. So I added Adrian and Dolly Parton to spice up the custom." What a mosaic, huh guys? Sooo bomb diggity. wurd.
I would like to thank all that participated and those who haven't just yet, keep those photos coming. I would also like to state (again) please do not send me time sensitive material, because as it is I forgot what year it was yesterday and I can barely hold onto the days of the week, let alone whats going.
I had not done this in a long time, I stepped off the sidewalk. The soft wet bristles met my size thirteens and there was rejoice. The soft earth was an old friend-Why weren't the homeless interested? I looked to the sky, lights swimming like tiny fish, frantic and crowded. I need to release my arm: I think it is time for a Cheez-It Sandwich!
"When life just is not going to plan, grab a Cheez-it Sandwich!"
Again I am unemployed and trying to bum a job from a friend. It was a classy break though, he told me "he had found someone else" and that "he had to let me go." "It's not me it's you" I whispered back. Airports eh? Gonna go cash this check and move on in the world of service.
I got employed for another retail job. I work with people, "You know Wade, we have hired 4 other people for this position." I guess I don't need to work so hard is what the owner is trying telling me. They fired the last guy they trained, the co-workers sometimes call me by his name(he is hated). I try to relate to my comrades, (blank stares) "...Was that a joke?" uhh, it was.
The logical conclusion is that this is a reality show, where they take a bunch of 20 something's and force them to all compete against each other for a single minimum wage job. They must form alliances, build in roads and remember to "up-sale." Geezers Need Excitement.
A young lady famous for being slutty and inubriated (Paris Hilton) accidentally stumbles upon a time travel machine and is sent to 1651 London, England. There is an altercation when she arrives: her body melds with famous poet, polemicist and author John Milton. Now Paris Milton must travel through time to figure out how to reverse the body meld. Watch as this modern day odd couple tries to cope with fashion, religion and high school through out time!
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." -Robert Benchley
"It is the must see gender bender show of the year" -New York Time
"Bill and Ted just got a sexy overhaul" -Skittles
3am on UPN every Sunday night.
OMG The Wrinkles are GONE!
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NOTE: Do not have kids present when searching for "furry human face" on google...
Named for its cat like "mew" it cries when it feels threatened, but it has the most beautiful singing voice. George Harrison states that the catbird sounds like it "Sings Chinese." The songs are to attract female into the dark shrubbery that the males reside in.
A relative of the mocking bird, which would explain the odd noises of the catbird. The catbird is of medium-sized bird, with a black cap and dark red under tail.
Their nests are built low to the ground in dark recesses of a shrub with twigs, vines and leaves. The female will lay 4 blue eggs into their concealed nest.
How to Attract:
- Grow shrubberies, vines and fruit plants
- Sugar water
- Water (bird bath)
- Brush piles
We will look at the Tufted Titmouse...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Ok
I care! I care so much that I am gonna blow those saps at Missing Children and Amber Alert out of the water. I mean are these guys really trying? Alright Venture Capitalists, I got a start up for your check books. We start a non-profit that finally updates the missing persons business. So what is the problem with the current system you ask? It does not utilize mind association, unless they want us to think that it was our local mailman or liquor store attendant.
The solution? Put these kids pictures on things that will make us associate with kidnappers.
- Put the missing picture on foreclosed houses. I feel that the general population assoiciates kidnappers with poorly taken care of homes. I know I do.
- Get the pictures on vans, such as the vans that service people, like a plumbers van or electrician's. These vans are constantly moving around and they are also used by kidnappers.
- Finally missing people pictures on tshirts, and with the courts help, pedophiles and kidnappers will be mandated to wear it at least once a week for a set time. This will have people really associating the napper and the nappee.
Sex & Chopsticks (2008)
Rich scholar Simon Qing (Lam Wai Kin) has yet to lose his virginity despite being schooled in the art of love by his virile father (Norman Tsui Siu Keung). All that changes when he meets first love Violetta (Uehara Kaera), who introduces Simon to manhood through many encounters and even more positions. However, their multiple trysts fail to create a lasting love. Heartbroken, Simon takes to the road, where he meets a new woman, inexperienced nun Moon (Wakana Hikaru), who abandons her chaste ways to learn all about carnal pleasure from Simon. But even after marrying Moon, Simon is not satisfied, and his morality slowly erodes in favor of his boundless lust. He soon falls for Golden Lotus (Hayakawa Serina), who charms him with her natural beauty and small bound feet. Golden Lotus is married to ugly merchant Wu Da Lang (Ng Chi Hung), but even the covenant of marriage is no obstacle to Simon. Together, he and Golden Lotus plot Da Lang's murder, so that she can join Simon's growing harem of wives.
Cholos: La Ley Del Barrio (2003)
"The Tank," the leader of a group of gangsters, is a violent delinquent without scruples,hated by everyone in the community. He and his gang of thugs make their money charging local merchants a monthly fee for protection. But now "the Pork", his archenemy and a rival gang leader, wants a piece of the action and tries to take over his enemy's profitable territory. The violent gang war that erupts leaves in its bloody path of destruction many dead bodies.
Sudden Vanished (2003)
Some undefined and can't even explain by Scientifics' cases, those cases will be transfer to File-X. Officer, Sam was interested to these cases, but since the authority problem, he can't investigate those cases.Then Sam and Judy was found the Sky Eye Lab, in the first day of the Lab, a mystery person come in and left a case and a lump sum of fund. After they went thought the case, they found that is related to UFO organization and End of the World...
Rape Trap (1998)
Fleeing from Shenzhen police on a motorcycle, Li Shan-shan (Choi) loses control of the bike and goes off an embankment into the ocean. She washes ashore some time later with amnesia, is taken to prison, and sentenced to hang. Flashbacks show how Shan-shan's boyfriend, Liang Chun-hwa (Michael Tse Tin-wah), convinces her to participate in a scheme with Ted Hwang (Anthony Wong Chau-sang). The latter's father has recently died and left him with a large sum of money but Ted can only collect it if he is married. Teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, Ted offers Shan-shan $600,000 if she will agree to be his wife, a plan that Chun-hwa heartily endorses, as he wants the money to open a restaurant. While taking a physical in preparation for the wedding, Ted and Shan-shan learn that they share the same rare "HR" blood type. They sign the necessary forms but Chun-hwa clearly has trouble dealing with the situation. Ted and Shan-shan then meet with solicitor Chen Chi-pang (Chan Kin-pang), who gives Ted the document he must endorse to get his father's estate.
Not surprisingly, Ted has other plans for this business deal, slipping a drug into Shan-shan's drink and then raping her. He also takes compromising pictures of the woman and threatens to show them to Chun-hwa unless she continues to be his sexual plaything. When Shan-shan and Chun-hwa confront Ted, a scuffle ensues and the blackmailer is stabbed. Thinking that they have killed him, the couple flee the scene but Chun-hwa sees a way out: if Shan-shan consents to a blood transfusion for Ted, it will save his life. He is the only hope they have to prove their blackmail story and, even if he does pull through, there is no guarantee that Ted will tell the authorities the truth. Meanwhile, Chen has taken an interest in the case and, with the aid of his foster father (Eddy Ko Hung), does what he can to help Shan-shan out of this mess.
As a Cabana Boy, I find that you will need Six basic things:
- A Pool
- Sun Screen
- Banana Hammock
- Aloe Vera (extra large tube)
- An Accent
For those female who are also hit by these rough times, get pregnant. It is the easiest way to get financially secure. I mean just look around you lately, don't you see a bunch of new babies or preggers ladies? Take a hint women.
Next Week: How do you get that women with a skimmer net and a marble bag? Also where not to spray and finally choosing the right accent for you.
The Anti-Cynics logo.
It seems that there are some botards out there, telling me that I am dumb for being cynical. How dare they call a war against my Cynicism (and all other cynics)? I think its time to rally people, use that sarcasm to the point where it seems like you cannot be trusted. Convert others to this (pointless) cause. Show them the way! Attack positive countries, like Brazil and Canada (man we are surrounded...That's the Attitude..uh oh). I mean the Greeks came up with Cynicism and although is has no bearing on what the word means now, we should up hold what they started. How can we lose? The dark side always wins, always drags the other side down to their level.
If you need further help, watch this educational video and write your thoughts down about it.
The younger brother got to his feet, he grabbed his brother’s jacket. How different his brother was: helpless, weak, and withered. He turned and walked into the woods. His legs started to move faster and faster, he felt free, happy almost. His brother’s jacket became a cape as he dashed through the trees. How long would it take him to catch up?
The mountain of trees had clouds of fog dabbed here and there, like whip cream had splattered from the heavens. The fog starts to pull all together into strings and the spaces in-between become dark. The gray longhaired man’s face appears out of the hillside. His face is haggard and scrapped up, yet he is not that old. He is whispering, but no words are heard. The imagine leaves the boy and is replaced with large white words,
"STEADY AS THE MOUNTAIN”
"SWIFT AS THE WIND ”
The boy kept running, it wouldn’t be long now. Suddenly he comes upon the bottom of a cliff, trapped! There is a giant hangar door on the side of the wall, the little boy is in shock, “What the hell?” cursing for the first time in his life. The view slowly pans from the boy’s face to his feet. A pair of man’s feet slowly and loudly walks up to the kid’s feet. “CRAAACK”, the boy’s body collapses and the gray haired man’s feet step over the body towards the giant door.
A Flaming Dr. Pepper:
- 1/2 pint of beer
- 3/4 a shot glass of amaretto
- 1/4 a shot glass of Bacardi 151 or Everclear
- Light the Shot glass on fire.
- Hand both the half pint and shot glass to the robot.
- Add flaming shot to beer.
"I couldn't believe the level of detail!"
"A picture that proves they are my parents!"
"Finally could shut him up!"
"Two peas in a pod!"
"My Friends don't get it!"
So sign up today! If you sign up within 3 days of seeing this post, I will throw in an extra special gift, Bacon Bits Cheese Milkshake! Or you can just make it at home, take a cheese packet from a Mac 'n Cheese box and mix it in milk, top with some bacon bits and you've got a nutritious on-the-go beverage!