Out of the Closet

Who is to judge? The closet holds all your clothes, but where are your dreams and ambitions? How can you focus on your dreams and aspirations everyday when you're bogged down with a 9-5 job? Easy! Just fill your closet with pictures of what you want! In my case it's world domination (with a side of traveling). Follow my lead (you'll be forced to eventually) and build your dreams in your closet or for the kids in your locker. As the imaginary friend in my stomach always tells me, "Dress for success before you go to sleep and pick a color from 1 to 10, CLOSET!"

Edit: Yes I only wear wetsuits...Nothing wrong with that!



Welcome folks to the game show that is taking the country by storm! We would to thank everyone who has been supporting our show and a special shout out to Harold for all his contributions.  So for those of you who don't know how this game works, it's very simple, we will show three wounds. And you will have to....
GUESS                  THAT                  WOUND!!!

This first picture is an easy one folks. Our judges are waiting by for your call. If you can correctly guess the cause of this injury, you can move onto the next and closer to that 100 million!

Ahhhh-lright viewers it looks like it is a lil more challenging this time around, keep in mind that you only get one guess when you call in.

And there you have it folks, the last picture! Can you....GUESS    THAT    WOUND?  From all of us at Guess That Wound, we would like to thank you for watching and join us next week when the winners from this round compete head to head for that $100 million prize!



Halloween is just around the corner and in honour (I did it the British spelling because I believe it has more weight that way) I have changed my blog to a ghoulish orange.  And I would like to give a shout out to all my loyal fans who have been sending me their pictures trying to get up on Limbless's blog and for your hard work I will put a few of the standouts (aka da tree).

Mike69nutz sent this in and I have to give him kudos for the hard work that he did with the posters in the background. "I really wanted to show people that your weaker arm could be made into something better than just a killer, a proficient killer."

Bears41ife has been sending me emails and pictures for a solid year now, I appreciate the clothed ones. Anyways I think time travel as a cabana boy would be enlightening.

2hawt4u sent this very hot and most obviously current picture of herself as roller girl from the movie Boogie Nights. "I just really wanted to be in the past, so I went all the way back to 1997. And choose that movie cause William Macy is sooo soo hawt."

And the winner of the contest is: Kugarz22, "I just wanted to be like so da bomb. I went vintage, you know, I wanted to be Rocky...but it is so uncool to be a lady and not be sexy on Halloween. So I added Adrian and Dolly Parton to spice up the custom." What a mosaic,  huh guys? Sooo bomb diggity. wurd.

I would like to thank all that participated and those who haven't just yet, keep those photos coming. I would also like to state (again) please do not send me time sensitive material, because as it is I forgot what year it was yesterday and I can barely hold onto the days of the week, let alone whats going.