That's why I suggest that we go back to the golden age of children's toys, the 1950's, when toys were simple: Hula Hoops, Pogo Sticks and Yo-Yo's. I suggest that kids companies only be allowed to produce these toys and a few that I thought pertinent to my childhood:
- Pointed Stick
- Large Box
With only these toys on the markets our children will be happy and we won't be wasting any more time on their dumb asses. Thank you and goodnight.