Another One Bites the Dust

Enemies! They are every where! That's why I have to give kudos to my new non-enemy, hawks. Pigeons have been terrorizing me for years, their words like poison as I walk by. Pigeons sell meth, always like, "you want cream?" then let the terrorizing begin. Enemy Attack, time to get back (Hawked Backed).>>>to the v then to the * whawahwuwuapp

Enemies coming for later, Black clouds with sleep.




Once again I am on my own. I scourer the craigslist, most of the jobs I see are boring and uninteresting. Point: I like money, not really, I like its properties-now I have the cow power!(Dowry)
So unless someone sees this blog and wants to hire me , it looks like all kids are in threat. Yes, that's right I am going into ransoming! And you can too!
You know the drill, let me spell it out for you.

Number One- Get kid (should look wealthy)
Number Two- Sell kid (back to parents or foreign companies)
Number Three- get the cow!
Notes: remember to feed kid, not get caught, accept cash only, and have your own look! For me its this(AKA The Bubble Snatcher), but a someone I truly admire in the field, who has broken all the rules and has become a star in ransoming, just known as the bunny, hats off, hats on out...


Oh, I Know Him!

And I'm sure everyone is reading this thinking I know him. That's presidential hopeful Barack Obama. I have no doubt that it is senator Barack Obama, but I have come to the recent conclusion that Obama is not who he says he is!(dun dun duhnnn) No, I know who "Obama" really is, a friend of mine actually, lets call him John. John (seen here) is not only a dead ringer, but has a motive for becoming a democratic candidate, to destroy it from the inside. John is a sneaky fellow, that's why we bury him in sand; he is a neo-conservative and a die-hard at that (favorite color green). At age ten he organized a strike against arts and crafts time because it pushed liberal ideals and was a waste of tax payers money. He quickly turned the strike in to the authorities because, "they were a bunch of pinko's." From then on John's crusade grew, attacking "hippies" at Kerry speeches, and setting Republican Clubs up in several cities(Sign is Aquarius, but a Leo at heart). John's latest attempt is an interesting move, dressing up as a African-American seems strange. But when you look it in the grand scheme it makes perfect sense. He wins either way, he makes President of the USA, or he loses it for the Republicans, which is a win for him. So I say, vote for Barack Houssien Obama (man the name choice is so perfect, similar to Sadam and Osama's), he will get things done! So cheers John!