Strange Times

been talkinG, been readinG, been walkinG and All I see Is removAl of self. I don'T wanT To be There, I waNt the curreNt. WatEr is timE, CurrEnt is mE, just the prEsEnt.

Don't fight the flow


Are you a Prancer?

Did you realize that women dream about horses? It's true! Google "horse" and the first thing you see is these two pictures.

That is right, they want horses and they want their man to be a horse: strong, elegant, cute and ride-able. Now like most men they probably have some of those qualities, its just we didn't know how we were being judged. How could I have missed this? So fathers of the world, realize that when your little daughter asks for a "pony" just interpret it as "boy toy." Boys, Shave the sides of your head and get shoes that clack!



  • Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
  • Acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputees
  • Apotemnophilia: sex arousal associated with being, becoming, or being perceived as an amputee
  • Autagonistophilia: sexual arousal from being on stage or on camera
  • Autassassinophilia: sexual arousal from staging one's own murder
  • Autogynephilia: a male's sexual arousal in response to the image of himself as female
  • Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of a widely differing chronological age
  • Cratophilia: sexual attraction to strength
  • Erotophonophilia: lust murder
  • Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body
  • Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing emblematic of one's own sex
  • Mammaphilia: (also mammagynophilia, mastofact) sexual arousal from the breasts of a woman
  • Mucophilia: sexual arousal from human mucus
  • Nasophilia: sexual arousal from touching the nose of a person
  • Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors
  • Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people
  • Symphorophilia: sexual arousal from disasters
  • Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
  • Androphilia: Sexual interest in men
  • Analloerotic: Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive)
  • Gynephilia: Sexual interest in women
  • Teleiophilia: Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
  • Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature
And my favorite (pictured).

  • Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things
What are you?
I think I am a Gyne-Xeno-Teleiphilia-Analloerotic


The C Factor

I have been worried about Chewie Lately, I mean the guy needs to take a stand, get on the late night show and speak out about furryness, lice and NAFTA. I mean if Robin Williams won't, who will? ..
_._..._.__. The blood in my eyes brings the future to the past. The scrape on my side is what becomes of marco polo.

I think its time readers, it time to give up on time. Time was nothing in the past, time is something you own now....How can this be? My time, your time? Time is going wrong for the human world. Da Bacca might have something to say...(no comment). Time is money, I have no interest...neither ways. Time keeps on slipping into the future.



It was love that made want to seek out
It was love that made me see the infinite

I was reacquainted with my first crush (rainbow head). I was googling 'space gang shootings' and she came up. She is now some sort of famous Sci-fi girl, doing movies like Serenity and Stargate Atlantis. I remember when I fell for her and her brightly colored hairs. She was talking to her imaginary friend and using her super scream to solve the problems of the day (1996). Space Cases lead to other problems: schizophrenia, lose of fingers, crushes and virus ridden T-bears. The funny thing is I assumed I would start dating Catalina and that we would go on dates where we played with my legoes, cars or action figures (aka guys). Just had to avoid the body sized test tubes.

L-O-V-E and MC