Let's have a B.L.A.S.T. !!!!

Dear Jesus,
Firstly I thank you and for the over abundance of pigs that you have made, and leading me to Safeway for that awe inspiring Safeway discount, BUY ONE GET TWO FREE on bacon! I doubted you existed, I mean I have been writing you for months and all I get back from you is forwarded E-mails. I mean who is JesusGod@gmail.com really? Anyways with that three whole pounds of Bacon, I was able to create the PERFECT SANDWICH!

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2 strips of Bacon
1 leaf of Lettuce
1 Avocado (or half depending on size)
a pinch of Sprouts
a slice of Tomato
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Put it all between two pieces of bread and put some mayo on it if you so desire and you got a B.L.A.S.T.. Null and Lull, baby! Alright, back to the letters and tell Winona Ryder I expect great thing from her, I just saw Alien Resurrection, man....JACK OUT

New Ideas for Old Problems

Many men

Dress For Success

Lately my blog fans have been asking me, "Hey LimblessJack, what kind of pajamas do you wear to bed?"
My response is always the same, "I don't wear Pansy Pajamas son, I dress for success IN BED!" That's right, I wear doctor scrubs to bed. You never know when you're in the dreamland and in the land of the awaken-ed doing S.W.S. (Sleep-Walking Surgery). But what if you don't live near those hospitable hospital, have you ever thought of wearing a business suit to bed? If you haven't then you haven't been thinking. You could be out there para-legalizing, secretarialing or Jehovah's witnessing, completely ignorant of the great civic service you are doing for your community. One of my friends dresses up in army uniform before he hits the sack, I assume he fights the good fight all the while getting a good night sleep. (no one in his immediate neighborhood has died).


In China it seems that you must have awesome space shoes to sleep walk, I suggest following suit and getting some space shoes, cause flying makes travel easier in your sleep. Avoid wear LA or DA when going to bed though.

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I'm handsome, sophisticated and athletic. Jimmy, as my friends call me, is also wealthy and is a world traveler. I own houses in several countries, including Mexico, Italy and Columbia. I have bright blue eyes and currently have a mustache. So ladies, if you like long walks on the beach, and talking history until late into the night, I am yours to keep.


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