Condoms or socks? Which came first? Obliviously it was a sock, although it's suck a shame, what if the condom came first? What would've come to the sock, ribbed socks? Socks protecting the feet from STD's. I'm not saying that the foot is phallic or even that shoes are vaginal. What I'm saying is socks keep your feet cold unless your feet are in shoes. So they are friends in shoes.
Learn-ed by Limbless Jack at 19:00