Could it be, Could it be?

Bar Bathroom	The wall breathed	11/04/09	Alone
Running at Night	Saw strange thing scurry by my feet	11/07/09	Alone
Work Bathroom	Saw a baby snake crawling up my shirt	11/10/09	Alone

H1Are you sick?N1
Doodoo butter is on the rise...
BirdCan I drool in your hair?Swine
It must be that conesgoo...
Mon Petite chou,
I think you have the Flu.