Speaking Of Which...

Tired of the conversation at hand? Annoyed at a whole nation bringing up shit about your rule? Fed up with not having others talk about yourself? Well have no fear! There is a new style of speech that will help you talk about you with others.

Just start all your conversation changers with the words "Speaking of which" and then say something like, "I don't remember the last time I went to an Olive Garden!" Viola, you are back at the center of topic.