28.4.08

The New Face of Porn


Are you tired of all the types of porn, bondage, never nude, foot, hentai and/or Myspace? Enter Abstract Porn or Ab-Po (patent pending) will bring the world to a completely sexually driven society. It will make the FDA obsolete and absurd. So what is Ab-Po? Simply put, it is any picture that has no sexual content, until the viewer is told that it is sexual. Look at that boat image; it didn't seem sexual until now! The clouds, the shape of the buildings, the dirty dirty windows are now etched into the audiences mind as sexy.

The revolution that is Ab-Po will take the world by storm! It will make us think about pictures in a different light. With more images being considered sexually explicit, there will be an economic boom. It has been proven that if a product can be associated with sex, it will sell at a higher rate. Ab-Po will save the USA! (To become an investor send your money to: Limbless Jack).

Why would anyone choose Ab-Po over the regular porn?
  • Because it isn't porn, no one can get in trouble looking at neutral pictures.
  • It's the greatest pornography ever! It is what your imagination makes it!
  • It's economical.

3 comments:

julia fredenblog said...

Best post ever man. I laughed out loud.

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