20.8.08

I've been out

So my dear friendliest readers, I return a changed person...I have seen both the future and the past and now "know what to do." I was told that by a sensitivitier and shes been right before.


Speaking of sensitive, lets talk time travel. I know that this is a loaded issue, with some people on the right to choose and the others: murder. But good news readers! Chris, a friend that I have recently met, is a time traveler! He is saving the white man...in the past. Did you realize that James Dean, Winston Churchill and Vanilla ice were all really big dorks until Chris came to the rescue?

Moving on, Wind power...Mr. Pickens calls the USA a Saudi Arabia of Wind. This oil Tycoon turned wind power nut has another thing coming if he think he can ruin my wind. What else do we have left that is free anymore? Bacon? Theres nothing else and I would just like to state wind is my best friend. It has always been letting my kites and contacts fly! Why does Pickens have to pick on my wind? Why can't we just keep up with nuclear power that is so safe?

I am starting a new section to my blog, I call it Flapping Jack. Flapping Jack knows about sex, and if you don't know about Indian Rubbing, You have NOT been doing it (right).

word, Jack Flap

3 comments:

Christopher G said...

You have made my day, and yes I agree thank you

Rachel S said...

The clinician at Planned Parenthood insisted that Indian Rubbing is the easiest and most effective way to displease your partner.

Limbless Jack said...

Planned parenthood hates fun sexy time.

But they do have a fun test, if you don't have a "partner" just change the word partner with FAMILY and be surprised at how much they fail

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
health-topics/sex-101/this-love-4336.htm