The Art of the Interview

The stress applied by the interviewer, for the most part, can be overwhelming. The most common techniques for over coming stress is for the interviewees to take deep breaths, counting back from ten (or a higher number), and/or taking Dextromethorphan (commonly known as Robitussin). Ingesting Robitussin or "Robotripping" can make a job interview run smoothly. It creates a feeling of drowsiness but also a sense of excitability. This will induce a state of confidence that will allow the interviewee to execute better eye contact that is essential for a good interview. To the interviewer, the interviewee seems alert and confident, without being too slow or over anxious.

The Job is yours with Robitussin!

1 comment:

Jyoti said...

Terrible, cannot believe you are condoning this.