Ledematenloos Jack

So I keep talking to people and I am thinking I should tell you (dearest readers of mine) that there are a few things that I must tell you.

Number Uno: It is true, I type with a pencil in my mouth and I have a joystick wheelchair which I control with my tongue.

Numero Two: Never, NEVER, never admit to stalking random people on the street. Your closest friends will never understand, nor will the people that you followed.

Thrice? Astronauts should not be allowed to have a myspace.