Who is to judge? The closet holds all your clothes, but where are your dreams and ambitions? How can you focus on your dreams and aspirations everyday when you're bogged down with a 9-5 job? Easy! Just fill your closet with pictures of what you want! In my case it's world domination (with a side of traveling). Follow my lead (you'll be forced to eventually) and build your dreams in your closet or for the kids in your locker. As the imaginary friend in my stomach always tells me, "Dress for success before you go to sleep and pick a color from 1 to 10, CLOSET!"
Edit: Yes I only wear wetsuits...Nothing wrong with that!