Do you find yourself unable to find a One Stop Shop for all your heinous needs and deeds? That annoying dog that keeps you up all night? That dead prostitute just lying in your hotel room? Well we've got the solution for you at Murder's One Stop Shop. Your local gardening/hardware store doesn't have the answers that our confidant (legally bound to keep quiet) staff will have. Our aisle are set in an easy to use system, from murder weapons, costumes and most importantly clean up supplies and chemicals.
We Want You to Feel Confidant with Each Kill!
We only accept cash, it is for your own protection.
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