1.4.10

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Werewolf

A collaboration between 16,000/Square Mile and myself, we determined:

Pros
    Protection from vampires
    Protection from criminals who do not carry guns that hold silver bullets
    Night vision   
    Heightened senses
    Can walk around during the daytime
    The song "Werewolves of London"
    Retriever qualities
    Rabies proof?
    

Cons
    Ogre hands
    Full moon full crazy
        "Moonstrations"
    Rage blackouts (jealousy?)
    Ending up naked in public not on purpose or with your significant other
    Cage expenses
    Unexplained wounds
 

Not accepted by both parties as pros
    Tails
    Furry
    Mouth is cleaner than humans.  It has been Scientifically proven beyond a doubt!
    Super human strength
   

Famous couples that had this burden
    Glenn Close and David Evans Shaw
    Steven Tyler and Bebe Buell

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