The Pros and Cons of Dating a Werewolf

A collaboration between 16,000/Square Mile and myself, we determined:

    Protection from vampires
    Protection from criminals who do not carry guns that hold silver bullets
    Night vision   
    Heightened senses
    Can walk around during the daytime
    The song "Werewolves of London"
    Retriever qualities
    Rabies proof?

    Ogre hands
    Full moon full crazy
    Rage blackouts (jealousy?)
    Ending up naked in public not on purpose or with your significant other
    Cage expenses
    Unexplained wounds

Not accepted by both parties as pros
    Mouth is cleaner than humans.  It has been Scientifically proven beyond a doubt!
    Super human strength

Famous couples that had this burden
    Glenn Close and David Evans Shaw
    Steven Tyler and Bebe Buell


Rebecca said...
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Anonymous said...

Okay so I have a question. If I'm a werewolf and my boyfriend is a vampire, does that cause troubles for us?