The Pros and Cons of Dating a Werewolf

A collaboration between 16,000/Square Mile and myself, we determined:

Pros
    Protection from vampires
    Protection from criminals who do not carry guns that hold silver bullets
    Night vision   
    Heightened senses
    Can walk around during the daytime
    The song "Werewolves of London"
    Retriever qualities

    Rabies proof?

    

Cons
    Ogre hands
    Full moon full crazy
        "Moonstrations"
    Rage blackouts (jealousy?)
    Ending up naked in public not on purpose or with your significant other
    Cage expenses
    Unexplained wounds

 

Not accepted by both parties as pros

    Tails

    Furry

    Mouth is cleaner than humans.  It has been Scientifically proven beyond a doubt!
    Super human strength

   

Famous couples that had this burden

    Glenn Close and David Evans Shaw

    Steven Tyler and Bebe Buell