Beach City

Some photos courtesy of Simona Luisa Mariotto Photography.

We've been experiencing...

Technical Difficulties!!

Don't worry, we have a crack team on it.

Sponsored AGAIN!

Well right off the success of my Gentlemen Jack sponsorship comes Stubb's BBQ sauce. Stubb is a strong proponent of the Limbless Community as he only has a head. I dare you to find a picture of more than just his head! Stubb felt that his success in the main stream wasn't as important as his popularity in the amputee community and that's where I enter in. Being the one and only source for limbless people worldwide, it is easy to see why Stubb came to me. Note: don't look Stubb in the eyes.

In other news, my dog is joining our community, he has a complication with his toe will have it removed tomorrow. Welcome, No-Toe-Beau

Sponsored!

Well dear readers It has finally happened, I am officially sponsored by Gentleman Jack! Loved by cheap whiskey drinkers everywhere, Jack Daniels has decided to break into a new demographic.

When Daniels was looking for a spokesman for their new line, they wanted something in the line with the Dois Equis ads, enter Limbless Jack. These are some of the ads that will be hitting bench seats around the world!

If you are a company looking for Limbless Jack, just contact me at through the comments page.

2011: Sidewalks of the Future!

 Welcome to 2011! Remember how you used to walk? It just got you from point A to point B...lame as that purple stuff next to Sunny D.

As you can see in Fig. 1 Rembrandt walks on the Energy Absorbing Panel (EAP) which takes the force from his weight landing on the sidewalk panel and transfers it to a battery. The battery can power whatever one chooses, but most feasibly is light.

Fig. 1

This could be great for businesses: they could place their EAP outside their store, or anywhere in the business, that there is a lot of foot traffic. Then sit back as their power bill gets cut down to size. For example if you own a dance club and install the Energy Absorbing Panels on the dance floor. With every dancer producing 2 to 20 watts every time a panel is decompressed; you will see your energy bill become non-existant.

What do you think? Leave your thoughts in the comments!