Kids Toys

I believe that society has wasted too much energy on children. Honestly, they are mostly a waste of space until they grow up and start producing for our wonderful country.  America is in trouble and I believe that we need to stop focusing on our future, children, they can deal with their future when they need to, we got our own problems.

That's why I suggest that we go back to the golden age of children's toys, the 1950's, when toys were simple: Hula Hoops, Pogo Sticks and Yo-Yo's. I suggest that kids companies only be allowed to produce these toys and a few that I thought pertinent to my childhood:

• Pointed Stick
• Large Box

With only these toys on the markets our children will be happy and we won't be wasting any more time on their dumb asses. Thank you and goodnight.

Caffeinated Doctors!

A new sitcom is coming to NBC and let me be the first to break the news! Caffeinated Doctors, Thursdays at 10/9c. This show is what you get when you put the dramatic stylings of ER, Grey's Anatomy and Doogie Howser, M.D. and mix it with Red bulls, 4Lokos, and coffee.

What do you get?

Drugged up, short-fused, sex-crazed characters who won't even be able to preform their duties correctly. Watch as the main character, Timothy, trashes an Operation Room after a botched surgery from an over dose of caffeine. And all the while, nurses, Niki and Tina, don't know that they have the Clap from Timothy...who maybe drugging them for profit! Also, there is a terrorist attack, could it be one of the doctors?

All this and more on Caffeinated Doctors this Thursday on the first episode of the edgiest doctor show ever....Take that Nurse Jackie.

Beach City

Some photos courtesy of Simona Luisa Mariotto Photography.

We've been experiencing...

Technical Difficulties!!

Don't worry, we have a crack team on it.

Sponsored AGAIN!

Well right off the success of my Gentlemen Jack sponsorship comes Stubb's BBQ sauce. Stubb is a strong proponent of the Limbless Community as he only has a head. I dare you to find a picture of more than just his head! Stubb felt that his success in the main stream wasn't as important as his popularity in the amputee community and that's where I enter in. Being the one and only source for limbless people worldwide, it is easy to see why Stubb came to me. Note: don't look Stubb in the eyes.

In other news, my dog is joining our community, he has a complication with his toe will have it removed tomorrow. Welcome, No-Toe-Beau