Team building

It seems that my world is getting creepy...sickening even and I am not talking about the heavy drinking. Which leads to:

Number of Deaths for Leading Causes of Death in the US
  • Heart disease: 631,636
  • Cancer: 559,888
  • Stroke (cardiovascular diseases): 137,119
  • Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 124,583
  • Accidents (unintentional injuries): 121,599
  • Diabetes: 72,449
  • Alzheimer's disease: 72,432
  • Influenza and Pneumonia: 56,326
  • Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 45,344
  • Septicemia: 34,234

Five Leading Causes of Death, USA, Ages 15-24, 1998
  • Accidents: 12,752
  • Homicide: 5,233
  • Suicide: 4,003
  • Cancer: 1,670
  • Heart Disease: 961
Mine goes a little differently though:

My Own Top Ten Possible Causes for Death
(In no particular order) 
Try it at home with your friends!
  • Drowning 
  • Oncoming traffic
  • Homicide (too many peeps be hatin' yo)
  • Cancer
  • Fire (includes spontaneous combustion and fire ants)
  • Alcohol
  • A moment where I should have ducked
  • Earthquake
  • Falling
  • Cults

       Anyways,  Figure Skating is cool right? Right. So after being forced to dance with a man in front of my coworkers then trying to navigate through a pool in a cardboard boat. I came to a realization: Sonja Henie, the Micheal Jordan of Figure Skating.  She was the first to wear short skirts and white ice skates.  The girl was an innovator, a movie star and possibly a Nazi sympathizer.  We can learn a lot from her.


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      Rachel S said...

      I'm pickin up what anonymous is puttin down! I too have felt the sensation of Death's long white fingers on the back of my neck when having forgotten to duck at the right moment. Funny stuff.

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