Tiny's Services

Are you tired of work, but have no vacation time? Let Tiny's Services help you! We will work with you to create the best alibi for your next vacation.

Examples of Alibi's:
  • Cousin was ran over by a Prius
  • Terminal illness (we have doctors that will testify for us)
  • Jury Duty
  • and much much more.

We will send in a Professional into your house to do such Services(AKA Skin That Cat) as:
  • Safely removes you from the office without raising suspicion
  • Take care of any pets you may have while you're gone
  • Respond to Work/Personal emails (with your own words from previous emails)
  • Leave pre-recorded voice messages on your boss's phone at key times
  • Make the apartment appeared lived in
  • Collect Newspapers
  • Tiny's patented Laundry Service
See at Tiny's Services, we take care to make sure it seem like you are out for real reasons, not partying down in Miami. We customize our process for your exact needs. Whether you are gone for a week in or a month on Kilimanjaro. We at Tiny's Services will do everything in our power to make sure you don't have to do a thing for work the whole time you're gone.

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