25.8.08

Love-Patch



Combs are what you'll be needin' because love is in the air, love. That's right I have yet again made the world a better place! Tired of that six-pack look that all the gals and guys have? The Love-patch simply attaches to ones stomach and let the sexy-ness go wild! Pets love their belly being rub and you will too, since you'll have the same belly. But don't guys already have the happy trail? Yeah but rubbing that fur is like caressing a stretched sweater over a bald mans head. So the crack team on Limbless Inc. invented polar bear plugs for men, including special two for one deal where if you pay for your belly you get a free fur patch plug on your head.


Also coming soon: The Oven Sock, for food that needs a good kick. Soon you'll be asked to, "Stick your foot in there to see if the roast is done."


Flapping Jack:

Essay time! Compare and Contrast the difference between Medieval Europe and present day South Carolina.

3 comments:

Rachel S said...

I have one thing to say.... "Yowza!"

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